First the teacher gave them apple flavored. "What flavor is that?"
"Apple!" Yelled the class.
Then she gave them cherry. "What flavor is that?"
"Cherry!" Yelled the class.
Then she gave the class honey. "What flavor is that?"
The class was totally perplexed, no one knew what it was.
"Ok I'll give you a hint" said the teacher, "It's something your parents call each other."
Little Johnny immediately spit his out onto the floor and yelled "Spit them out everybody, they're ASSHOLES!
And the teacher was like








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When a man loses his direction, he will find himself here and now
I am in the *writingclub and =Inked-Page
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I always used to punch any kid that said Mario was cooler than Link, then they took away my substitute teaching license.
We're not Grammar Nazis, we're "English Aesthetics Enthusiasts"
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When a man loses his direction, he will find himself here and now
I am in the *writingclub and =Inked-Page
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I always used to punch any kid that said Mario was cooler than Link, then they took away my substitute teaching license.
We're not Grammar Nazis, we're "English Aesthetics Enthusiasts"
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