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Only for those Divorced

Sat Dec 12, 2009, 2:01 PM
One day in Little Johnny's class, the teacher decided to try something different. "Class, we're going to try something different today. Close your eyes and I'll give you each a hard candy. Without opening your eyes, you have to tell me what flavor it is." The class really liked that idea, who doesn't want free candy?

First the teacher gave them apple flavored. "What flavor is that?"
"Apple!" Yelled the class.

Then she gave them cherry. "What flavor is that?"
"Cherry!" Yelled the class.

Then she gave the class honey. "What flavor is that?"
The class was totally perplexed, no one knew what it was.
"Ok I'll give you a hint" said the teacher, "It's something your parents call each other."
Little Johnny immediately spit his out onto the floor and yelled "Spit them out everybody, they're ASSHOLES!
And the teacher was like :ohnoes:

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  • Current Residence: Colorado
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  • Personal Quote: Insanity is merely freedom from rational thought
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:iconthesciencenerd:
Thank you for the fav.

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:iconalidha125:
Thank you for pretending to care.

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I always used to punch any kid that said Mario was cooler than Link, then they took away my substitute teaching license.

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:iconthesciencenerd:
No problem :D

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:iconalidha125:
thanks for pretending to care :D

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I always used to punch any kid that said Mario was cooler than Link, then they took away my substitute teaching license.

We're not Grammar Nazis, we're "English Aesthetics Enthusiasts"
:icontumbleweed-corp:
na i do care i love it when people fave my work cause usually no one ever does :D
:iconliunors:
thanks for the favorite! gracias por el favorito!

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