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NO shit Sherlock!

Sat Aug 15, 2009, 7:14 PM
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.

Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

"I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes" exclaims Watson.

"And what do you deduce from that?"

Watson ponders for a minute.

"Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?"

And Holmes said: “Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent.”

And Watson was all like :ohnoes:

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:iconliunors:
thanks for the favorite! gracias por el favorito!
:iconcreativerawr:
:D i read your comment on leahbug1995 (is that how you spell it, i don't care what it is though) ANY HOW, you made me kinda lol at it. i am glad you even put a link! now i can read it for a bed time story!!

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:iconalidha125:
:iconlolwutplz::iconwutplz::iconwhutplz::iconohfuckplz::iconcoolplz:

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...I'd say more but the court order prohibits it.

The link is a lie [link] [link] [link] [link]

It's funny how when America was its most capitalist the general populace was living the worst.
:iconcreativerawr:
:shrug: i don't know. i liked your comment.

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~Doesn't it hurt like a five dollar hoe on a Sunday night?
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:iconintricate-illusion:
I apologize for the late reply, but thank you so much for the favorite! :huggle:

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:iconalidha125:
And you are :iconwutplz:?

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...I'd say more but the court order prohibits it.

The link is a lie [link] [link] [link] [link]

It's funny how when America was its most capitalist the general populace was living the worst.
:iconconfidence-tr:
Thank you for adding "Sultanahmet" to your favorites. Glad you like it

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:iconalidha125:
No thank you for the amazing shot and at least a semi-personal thanks message.

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...I'd say more but the court order prohibits it.

The link is a lie [link] [link] [link] [link]

It's funny how when America was its most capitalist the general populace was living the worst.

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